dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys dont like girls with  short hair” thats like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i dont like tomatoes”

melantic:

9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait

literallyrad:

who was i before one direction

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

imaginingharoldstyles:

GOD DAMN AUSTIN JUST TAKE HER SAVE US ALL FROM PAIN AND HEARTBREAK

haroldsbby09:

Rocker Harry -> my favourite Harry. 

misticstyles:

"we’d date fans"

*dates models and singers*

MTV VMA’s ‘13